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MY FAVOURITE PUB GOING DOWN

Robbie Williams' quote about his childbirth experience with his wife; “It was like my favourite pub going down” was how I viewed my pub at that moment from a mirror between my legs. Sitting without a swimsuit as a pillow was to cry, let alone holding up my pee in a traffic jam. The times I had to pee between two doors, yes in a traffic jam, was pure necessity. Through this way, a thank you to all the honking truck drivers. ...
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HORMONES

There. That's a relief. Recognisable? I think so. After all, we all have them, hormones, also called demons by me, are in all beautiful women's bodies. And we cannot live without them, they accomplish ...

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But.. I won't be Janneke if I don't keep focusing on the future. After all, there are still so many women to reach, I want to grow, develop and expand to other countries, help men with fine boxer shor ...

YOU NEVER FAIL UNTIL YOU STOP TRYING

That night I dream. Mum takes my head in her hands and kisses me with her red-painted lips. Her dark eyes look at me piercingly and she points to a clock. A small smile curls around her mouth. ‘Even ...

THERE IS NO PLANET B

I was 28 and from then on lost urine during sports, lifting, sneezing, laughing, the daily routine. Always discreet was my brand and with a pack of 12 I managed to survive for three days. During the d ...